| A1 |
Introduction, A Gift From Derrick |
| A2 |
Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow |
| A3 |
Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW |
| A4 |
Ask A Pastor |
| A5 |
Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center |
| A6 |
A Linkedin Profile |
| A7 |
The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe |
| B8 |
Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine |
| B9 |
Contacting Celebrities On Facebook |
| B10 |
Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH |
| B11 |
Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods |
| B12 |
I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage |
| C1 |
Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable |
| C2 |
The Body |
| C3 |
Feet & Legs |
| C4 |
Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo |
| C5 |
Heart |
| C6 |
Throat, Arms & Hands |
| C7 |
Head |
| C8 |
Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax |
| D1 |
Enter The Fuckscape |
| D2 |
Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner |
| D3 |
I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor |
| D4 |
I Thought I Was The Pancake Man |
| D5 |
You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter |
| E1 |
Introduction |
| E2 |
Horse |
| E3 |
Horse Galloping |
| E4 |
Horse III |
| E5 |
Duck |
| E6 |
Duck II |
| E7 |
Dog |
| E8 |
Cat |
| E9 |
Cat Purring |
| E10 |
Cat Asking For Directions |
| E11 |
Two Sheep Arguing |
| E12 |
Mice Making Fried Rice |
| E13 |
Bear |
| E14 |
Wolf |
| E15 |
Fox Embarrassed About His Boner |
| E16 |
Giraffe Sleeping |
| E17 |
Turtle |
| E18 |
Turtle II |
| E19 |
Chicken Prostitute Haggling |
| E20 |
Shark |
| E21 |
Toilet Flushing |
| E22 |
Blender |
| E23 |
Automatic Door Opening |
| E24 |
Doorbell |
| E25 |
Alarm Clock |
| E26 |
Frying Pan Sizzle |
| E27 |
Teapot Whistle |
| E28 |
Dishwasher Running |
| E29 |
Telephone Ringing |
| E30 |
Telephone Falling On The Ground |
| E31 |
Shower Running |
| E32 |
Crackling Fire |
| E33 |
VCR Ejecting A Tape |
| E34 |
Group Of Businessmen Agreeing |
| E35 |
Baby Locked In A Dresser |
| E36 |
Fart |
| E37 |
Long Fart |
| E38 |
Fart III |
| E39 |
Little Girl Crying |
| E40 |
Man Walking In Boots |
| E41 |
Screaming Man |
| E42 |
Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man |
| E43 |
TV Audience Clapping At Food |
| E44 |
Drum Circle |
| E45 |
Rave |
| E46 |
Last Guy At A Rave |
| E47 |
Train |
| E48 |
Steam Engine |
| E49 |
Neon Sign |
| E50 |
Motorcycle |
| E51 |
Scanning An Item |
| E52 |
Feeling For A Ripe Avocado |
| E53 |
Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy |
| E54 |
Jack-In-The-Box |
| E55 |
Jigsaw Puzzle |
| E56 |
Fire Truck |
| E57 |
Video Game |
| E58 |
Italian Person Eating A Pizza Pie |
| E59 |
Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For |
| E60 |
Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar |
| E61 |
Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock |
| E62 |
Powerful Senator |
| E63 |
Powerful Senator II |
| E64 |
Fighter Plane |
| E65 |
Ambient Noise In An Airplane |
| E66 |
Airplane Flying |
| E67 |
Police Siren |
| E68 |
Police Siren In Europe |
| E69 |
Police Siren In Belgium |
| E70 |
Gun Shot |
| E71 |
Machine Gun |
| E72 |
.357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon |
| E73 |
Gays In The Military |
| E74 |
Thunder |
| E75 |
Rain |
| E76 |
Hurricane |
| E77 |
Blizzard |
| E78 |
Snowing |
| E79 |
Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business |
| E80 |
Computer Downloading A File |
| E81 |
New Email |
| E82 |
Traffic |
| E83 |
Kids Playing In The Park |
| E84 |
Kids Playing In The Park II |
| E85 |
Spaceship Flying |
| E86 |
Spaceship Crashing |
| E87 |
Going To Warp Speed |
| E88 |
Alien Supermarket |
| E89 |
Laser Gunfire |
| E90 |
Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands |
| E91 |
Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower |
| E92 |
Tacos |
| E93 |
Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats |
| E94 |
Tree Falling In A Forest |
| E95 |
Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong |
| E96 |
Summertime |
| E97 |
People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency |
| E98 |
Helicopters |
| E99 |
Living Helicopter Complaining |
| F100 |
Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna |
| F101 |
Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial |
| F102 |
Elephant Having Trouble |
| F103 |
One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money |
| F104 |
Telephone Calling A Toaster |
| F105 |
Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question |
| F106 |
Shortwave Radio |
| F107 |
Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall |
| F108 |
Dentist Having Sex |
| F109 |
Panda At A Hotel |
| F110 |
Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them |
| F111 |
Cat That Doesn't Mind |
| F112 |
Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky |
| F113 |
Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous |
| F114 |
Old Man’s Penis |
| F115 |
Dial Tone |
| F116 |
Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom |
| F117 |
Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie |
| F118 |
Guy Getting A Sweet Beej |
| F119 |
Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic |
| F120 |
Bellhop Who Got Stung |
| F121 |
LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi |
| F122 |
LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise |
| F123 |
Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich |
| F124 |
Too Many Pieces Of Paper |
| F125 |
Puddle |
| F126 |
Magic Clown Using His Powers |
| F127 |
Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion |
| F128 |
The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better |
| F129 |
Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong |
| F130 |
Misogynistic Maple Trees |
| F131 |
Apple Sauce Being Naughty |
| F132 |
Safe Word |
| F133 |
Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf |
| F134 |
Cookies Being Arrested |
| F135 |
Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat |
| F136 |
Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World |
| F137 |
Desk Covered In Hair |
| F138 |
Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time |
| F139 |
Boy Who Loves Hammocks |
| F140 |
Dustpan |
| F141 |
A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter |
| F142 |
Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies |
| F143 |
Yellow Line That Divides Roads |
| F144 |
Smell Of A Pear |
| F145 |
Group Of Wealthy Men |
| F146 |
Confused Child |
| F147 |
25 Rats Sleeping |
| F148 |
Flowers |
| F149 |
Fishing |
| F150 |
Boat |
| F151 |
Mizzenmast |
| F152 |
Bow |
| F153 |
Stern |
| F154 |
Basement |
| F155 |
Rainbow |
| F156 |
Telescope Being Defensive |
| F157 |
Larry King Being Told Important Information |
| F158 |
Well |
| F159 |
The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record |
| F160 |
Salad |
| F161 |
Little Girl Teasing A Lamp |
| F162 |
Zoo With Nothing To Lose |
| F163 |
Racist Stapler |
| F164 |
Friendship Bracelet |
| F165 |
Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir |
| F166 |
Two Lost Fireflies |
| F167 |
Humpback Whale |
| F168 |
Elevator At The Empire State Building |
| F169 |
Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis |
| F170 |
Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood |
| F171 |
French Kids Picking Apples |
| F172 |
Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts |
| F173 |
Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated |
| F174 |
RomneyCare & ObamaCare |
| F175 |
The Nerve Of Some People |
| F176 |
Boner School |
| F177 |
Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident |
| F178 |
A BuzzFeed List |
| F179 |
Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged |
| F180 |
Fox News & MSNBC |
| F181 |
Amicable Divorce |
| F182 |
Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom |
| F183 |
Snacks In Iraq |
| F184 |
Telecommuting Cat |
| F185 |
Nano-Horse |
| F186 |
Hebrew Ray |
| F187 |
Caldor Binge Drinking |
| F188 |
Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game |
| F189 |
Details |
| F190 |
School Teacher Given Permission |
| F191 |
High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future |
| F192 |
Cheese |
| F193 |
Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City |
| F194 |
The Czech Republic |
| F195 |
Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad |
| F196 |
Hotel Bed That Is Tired |
| F197 |
Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels |
| F198 |
Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction |
| G1 |
A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs |
| G2 |
Marijuana |
| G3 |
PCP |
| G4 |
Heroin |
| G5 |
Apple Cider Vinegar |
| G6 |
MDMA |
| H7 |
LSD |
| H8 |
Amoxicillin |
| H9 |
Peyote |
| H10 |
Amaretto Sour |
| H11 |
Oxycodone |
| I1 |
Crying |
| I2 |
More Crying |
| I3 |
Still Crying |
| J1 |
I Simply Keep Crying |
| K1 |
Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook |
| K2 |
Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations |
| K3 |
Conversational Russian In The Workplace |
| K4 |
Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings |
| K5 |
Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest |
| K6 |
Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances In Public Spaces |
| K7 |
Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia |
| K8 |
Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World Of Academia |
| K9 |
Polite Ways To Engage People Of High Status |
| L1 |
Intro To Ringtones |
| L2 |
Phone Call |
| L3 |
Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate |
| L4 |
Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo |
| L5 |
Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp |
| L6 |
Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle |
| L7 |
Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada |
| L8 |
Phone Is Ringing |
| L9 |
Friend |
| L10 |
Love |
| L11 |
Spicy Fish |
| L12 |
Mother Calling |
| L13 |
Father Calling |
| L14 |
Mother 2 |
| L15 |
Father 2 |
| L16 |
Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da |
| L17 |
Aaaaaaaa |
| L18 |
Wife Calling |
| L19 |
Husband Calling |
| L20 |
Someone Is Calling |
| L21 |
Fuckface Calling |
| L22 |
Acquaintance |
| L23 |
Unnnnnn |
| L24 |
Auauauauauauau |
| L25 |
Wouowowoooouuuooo |
| L26 |
Whistle Ring |
| L27 |
Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr |
| L28 |
Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr |
| L29 |
Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu |
| L30 |
Gwreeegwkqreu |
| L31 |
Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu |
| L32 |
Hraaaa! Hraavlaa! |
| L33 |
Luuuuleelaaalalou!! |
| L34 |
Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua |
| L35 |
Answer The Phone |
| L36 |
Pffrrrtttt |
| L37 |
Susan Sarandon Is Calling |
| L38 |
Colleague |
| L39 |
Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo |
| L40 |
Hey! |
| L41 |
Waffles |
| L42 |
Fuckbuddy |
| L43 |
Piano Cleaner |
| L44 |
Bryan |
| L45 |
Cream Cheese |
| L46 |
Rabbi |
| L47 |
Priest |
| L48 |
I Can't Answer The Phone |
| L49 |
Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages |
| L50 |
Dr. Fart |
| L51 |
Sarah |
| L52 |
Social Anxiety |
| L53 |
The Sizzle-Maker |
| L54 |
Mittens |
| L55 |
Kate |
| L56 |
No Answer |
| L57 |
Debbie |
| L58 |
Andrew |
| L59 |
Phil Donahue |
| L60 |
Kaitlin |
| L61 |
Old Man |
| L62 |
Steve |
| L63 |
Lucy |
| L64 |
Judy |
| L65 |
Megan |
| L66 |
Leave Your Name |
| L67 |
Kim |
| L68 |
Tim |
| L69 |
Miguel |
| L70 |
Sebastian |
| L71 |
Penicillin Dong |
| L72 |
Thong McHacky-Sack |
| L73 |
Matt |
| L74 |
Katie |
| L75 |
Confident Balls |
| L76 |
Robert |
| L77 |
Mr. Shitface |
| L78 |
Pile Of Sneakers |
| L79 |
Pasta Nasty |
| L80 |
Crème Fresh Jackson |
| L81 |
I Can’t Answer The Phone |
| L82 |
Flitchy Woo-Woo |
| L83 |
Slick Motherfucker |
| L84 |
Sleepy Horse |
| L85 |
Can’t Come To Phone |
| L86 |
Dawn |
| L87 |
I Am A Doctor |
| L88 |
Nick |
| L89 |
Poodle |
| L90 |
Hello, Mr. Cunt |
| L91 |
Standard Greeting 1 |
| L92 |
Standard Greeting 2 |
| L93 |
Standard Greeting 3 |
| L94 |
Standard Greeting 4 |
| L95 |
Standard Greeting 5 |
| L96 |
Standard Greeting 6 |
| L97 |
Standard Greeting 7 |
| L98 |
I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To) |
| M1 |
Please Take Off Your Shoes |
| M2 |
Don Draper Has The Flu |
| M3 |
Moons Over Your Hammy |
| M4 |
It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor |
| M5 |
Now My Back Hurts |
| M6 |
Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up |
| M7 |
Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin |
| M8 |
Oops |
| M9 |
Sneaking Around The Zoo |
| M10 |
Goodnight, Buddy |
| M11 |
Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry |
| M12 |
Faxed To The Wrong Number |
| M13 |
Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing |
| M14 |
1960’s Street Fight |
| M15 |
Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks |
| M16 |
You Can Call Me Al (Not Song) |
| M17 |
Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret |
| M18 |
The Best Misunderstanding |
| M19 |
Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel |
| M20 |
Kindhearted Fireman |
| M21 |
Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold |
| M22 |
Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. President |
| M23 |
Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun |
| M24 |
Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner |
| M25 |
Goofballs Having Silly Fun |
| M26 |
The Jackal Never Misses! |
| M27 |
Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs |
| M28 |
Mrs. Thunder / Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain |
| M29 |
Don’t Mind If I Do… |
| M30 |
Round One Goes To Princess-Rump |
| M31 |
Happy And Stuffed |
| M32 |
Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch |
| M33 |
Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp |
| M34 |
Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache |
| M35 |
Have We Met? |
| M36 |
No, Please… After You |
| M37 |
Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It |
| M38 |
Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded |
| M39 |
88% On Rotten Tomatoes |
| M40 |
Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy |
| M41 |
Two Rascals Showing Off |
| M42 |
48 And Flexible |
| M43 |
That Was Worth It |
| M44 |
Bandits Helping Around The House |
| M45 |
Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling |
| M46 |
I’m The Autodidact Of Amour |
| M47 |
Oh, My Wife Knows |
| M48 |
That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded |
| M49 |
The Healing Heart / Mother-In-Law |
| M50 |
Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party |
| M51 |
We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In Holland |
| M52 |
Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant |
| M53 |
Two Adults In A Small Space |
| M54 |
Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock News |
| M55 |
www.thepleasuresallmine.gov |
| M56 |
I Don’t Have The Hiccups Anymore |
| M57 |
Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven |
| M58 |
These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies! |
| M59 |
Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful |
| M60 |
I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now |
| M61 |
The Kindness Of Strangers |
| M62 |
We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind |
| M63 |
IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World |
| M64 |
Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating |
| M65 |
I Voted For McCain In 2000 |
| M66 |
New Car Smell, Old Car Feel |
| M67 |
Paul Can Really Push Good |
| M68 |
Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want |
| M69 |
David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange |
| M70 |
Doin’ The Flip-A-Doo |
| M71 |
Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer |
| M72 |
Germaphobe Does Not Mind |
| M73 |
Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise |
| M74 |
Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy |
| M75 |
Fart Walrus |
| M76 |
French Woman Enjoying A Danish |
| M77 |
No Shirt, No Shoes - Service |
| M78 |
With Or Without You (Preferably With) |
| M79 |
Shouts And Murmurs |
| M80 |
Pilates Are Invigorating |
| M81 |
I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu |
| M82 |
The Last Rock Star |
| M83 |
It's Noon Somewhere |
| M84 |
My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago |
| M85 |
Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good |
| M86 |
Love Clean Up, Aisle One |
| M87 |
Found Your Thing Using MapQuest |
| M88 |
Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store |
| M89 |
This Cheesecake Is Divine |
| M90 |
Jam Session |
| M91 |
Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To) |
| M92 |
Even Better Than An Associate Degree |
| M93 |
I Went To School In The Boston Area |
| M94 |
Happiness Is A Warm Dong |
| M95 |
Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole |
| M96 |
Call Me Dr. Stardust |
| M97 |
Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze |
| M98 |
Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator |
| M99 |
Operation Cooch-Toot |
| N100 |
Preggo! |
| N101 |
My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days |
| N102 |
Sure, In There Is Fine |
| N103 |
The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia |
| N104 |
Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!) |
| N105 |
We Were Just Talking About You |
| N106 |
Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford |
| N107 |
Sophisticated? |
| N108 |
We Deserve A Michelin Star |
| N109 |
Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces |
| N110 |
Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish |
| N111 |
How Very Hemmingway Of You |
| N112 |
Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton |
| N113 |
Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation |
| N114 |
Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief |
| N115 |
I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia? |
| N116 |
Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short |
| N117 |
Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel? |
| N118 |
Dirty Boulevard |
| N119 |
Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays? |
| N120 |
Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird |
| N121 |
The Wish-Maker Will See You Now |
| N122 |
Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker |
| N123 |
The Shenanigans You Requested |
| N124 |
What Gusto! |
| N125 |
Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again) |
| N126 |
Wet Hot Americano |
| N127 |
A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source |
| N128 |
Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit |
| N129 |
A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven |
| N130 |
Too Soon? |
| N131 |
Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties |
| N132 |
Never You Mind That |
| N133 |
She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter |
| N134 |
Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game |
| N135 |
Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence |
| N136 |
Two Gigolos, One Office Manager |
| N137 |
Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting |
| N138 |
It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A Man |
| N139 |
Nothing Goes To Waste |
| N140 |
My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse |
| N141 |
Make Yourself At Home |
| N142 |
Meet Me By The Condom Machine |
| N143 |
I Feel Like I’ve Known You For Hours |
| N144 |
Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out |
| N145 |
Fire Your Dentist! |
| N146 |
Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two |
| N147 |
Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit |
| N148 |
I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There |
| N149 |
Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style |
| N150 |
Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship |
| N151 |
Sally’s In Charge |
| N152 |
Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons |
| N153 |
The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man” |
| N154 |
It’s Raining Dan |
| N155 |
It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking) |
| N156 |
College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d Be |
| N157 |
Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help |
| N158 |
A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables |
| N159 |
Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting |
| N160 |
Best Friends / Next Level |
| N161 |
Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real |
| N162 |
Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding |
| N163 |
A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure |
| N164 |
So Glad That Was You Behind Me |
| N165 |
An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman |
| N166 |
Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude |
| N167 |
Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm |
| N168 |
Crammin’ For The Jam Exam |
| N169 |
I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk |
| N170 |
You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir |
| N171 |
Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers |
| N172 |
You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5! |
| N173 |
Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer |
| N174 |
I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen |
| N175 |
Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other |
| N176 |
They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man” |
| N177 |
Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl |
| N178 |
So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse |
| N179 |
File Under “The Rolling Stones” |
| N180 |
No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct |
| N181 |
My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles |
| N182 |
Two-State Solution With Benefits |
| N183 |
My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position |
| N184 |
Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey |
| N185 |
Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning |
| N186 |
So This Is Medicaid? |
| N187 |
Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie |
| N188 |
Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood |
| N189 |
Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door |
| N190 |
No Senator, I Already Have Two |
| N191 |
PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder |
| N192 |
Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work |
| N193 |
A Real Whodunnit! |
| N194 |
Horace’s Compromise |
| N195 |
Plutocrats Got Feelings Too |
